Sam's Club = Free Child Entertainment

If you are ever looking for a FREE place to let your kid run wild and yell at the top of his lungs during the hot days of summer, look no farther than your local Sam's Club. With seemingly never-ending, wide aisles that are scarcely busy, your kid can run and run and run until he finds the aisle with the 8-foot giant gorillas that act as a makeshift pillow on the floor while he rests until he can find the energy to get up again and go searching for a powder that will absorb all of his sweat. And when all is said and done, he can take one last ride around the store while comfortably snoozing on a bright yellow shag pillow. Now come on, that's just good entertainment.